We all know those so-called dating gurus on the Internet, some really know what they say but others have some “tips” and advices that would make any child laugh. We thought gathering a few bad dating tips from different places so here they are below.
1. Be the bad boy
Most girls prefer bad boys with an attitude so you should try to act like one. Well, there are girls and girls but being a bad boy will definitely not impress them at all.
2. Name tattoos
This one is really funny! Get a tattoo with her name and show it at camera. Probably the most “friendly” thing you will got will be a laugh. And an YouTube most viewed videos.
3. Pretend you are a rich…lord?
Basically, this guru 100% believes that all that impress women are money, wealth and so on. It would be funny to do this and when you first date offline you cannot afford taking a taxi and driving her home. I would PAY to see the expression on her face!
4. Affection? Not for me!
Do not tell her kind words, do not be sensible, do not show any kind of affection. Also, tell her to stop those “sweet words” while you are not into that. That, my friends, is a sure way to make her say “skip” and jump in other boats. Male boats, of course.
5. Persistence is the key
You know the drill: you flirt with someone and that person could flirt back or not. According to a dating advice, even if she does not flirt back you should continue doing this while women like to play “hard to catch”. Hmm, not sure you will get more than a “get lost”!
6. Talk about someone else
Does not matter about whom, preferably about an ex-girlfriend of yours; this suppose to light the spark in a girl’s heart and make her fall in love for you. In fact, talking about former relationship would be the worst thing to do, a sure way to failure.
7. I am a sex machine!
Although this is risky, you should open a discussion about this subject and see her reaction. I tell you one thing: it is risky enough to stare at her breasts, not to say about talking about sex with her from the first encounter. Where do you get these ideas??
8. Big nose and thin lips
Warning! This might be probably the funniest tip you will ever see! It seems that girl with bigger nose are arrogant and girls with thin lips don’t share to many feelings with their partners. If it would be that simple, we would draw a table with each physical thingy that shows us how a human being is on the inside, duh!
9. Mum, not mom!
If you are an UK guy, try to avoid speaking with the British accent and go for the American one. According to the genius that wrote this, girls are more attracted by Americans than by British…
10. I’m a chef, a really good one!
Pretend to cook great when you have absolutely no idea about this. Believe me, I felt this on my skin, this is ridiculous! You should not pretend to know something you have no clue about, the truth always comes to the surface.
11. Flirt with others
Flirt with other girls, brag about the new hot girl that was just hired in your office, do anything that would make her jealous. Instead of doing this, you would win way more “points” if you just make her trust you instead of making her jealous.
12. Look into my eyes…
The last one might be the best one! Somebody recommended that a great method would be hypnosis. Really? Why not going to witches and get the love potion right from the source, that’s how you will have her bound for life.
